A Tennessee couple — David and Rebecca Kosmitis both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children.
They went to the doctor to see about getting David fixed. The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision. Why, after nine children, what they choose to do this? David replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every 10 children being born in the United States was Mexican and they didn’t want to take the chance of having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
Redneck vasectomy. This is priceless!
